Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight!” Okay, then explain bayonets to me.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!