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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged book, desire, humor, i, intimacy, just, me, read, reading, relationship, silence, someone, sometimes, things, want on Jul 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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