I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the perfect mix of a book club and a plot twist! 📚😈 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Need a book club for people who all just happened to read the same book but hated it and now need to vent. There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want. My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough. I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.