I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park, but itβs just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to make sure you never lose a chess piece! πβοΈπ§π§ Related funny posts π If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away. Having an international law degree in this day and age must be what it feels like losing chess to a dog and getting robbed of $90,000 afterward. A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.