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Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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Them: You post a lot. What am I supposed to do here – fold laundry on the timeline?

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

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Can we change the phrase “Can I be frank with you” to “Can I be william with you”? I don’t want to be Frank.

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When someone asks me why I’m leaving the party early, I say “I’m late for an appointment with my pajamas.”

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Be the horrifying lore of your family’s lineage.

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Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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Still can’t believe we have a federal holiday to celebrate the 1996 hit movie Independence Day.

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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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How did the person who invented the spelling of “banana” decide when to stop?

Seen just now on Reddit:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

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I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

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First date idea: you transfer me all your crypto.

I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

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38 shares on Instagram this month:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

Getting a random boner is a bit funny. Like, what is it, boy? What do you see?

35 shares on Snapchat this month:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

25 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly in a room alone.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

My therapist says I’m preoccupied with revenge. She’s going to regret that.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The clitoris has 8,000 nerves, if you gonna get on my nerves, get on one of those.

21 shares on TikTok this month:

No one is more hated than those two people who start a standing ovation.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Due to personal reasons, I will be screaming into a pillow.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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Twitter is fun. You kinda just talk to yourself and sometimes someone replies.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has downloaded:

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch Love Island, like men do with sports.

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I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

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When something Asian becomes popular enough, it becomes Mexican.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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Spotted on WhatsApp:

I think my soulmate might be carbs.

Trending via WeChat:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Spotted on WeChat:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

Just shared via Telegram:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Spotted on X:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Trending via Twitch:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

I think I may need professional help. A chef, a butler and a maid should do it!

Just landed via Facebook:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

Trending via Reddit:

I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.

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