I wonder how biology explains that pain in your chest you get when you found out your partner cheated on you.

56 shares on Slack this month:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

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I hope the aliens aren’t good at basketball. My chances of making it into the NBA are already slim.

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

69 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’m just playing devil’s advocate here.” Ok, why are you helping the devil?

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

76 shares on Snapchat this month:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Lingerie under a trench coat is still on my bucket list, by the way.

100 shares on Instagram this month:

If ever go missing, please only put pictures of me on the news where I look skinny and hot even if that means they won’t find me.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nowadays you don’t even have to go to the zoo. A trip to the mall is enough.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.