If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too m… Commentary:When we lock eyes, I've probably already planned our future adventures and the names of our imaginary pets 🤔👀🐶😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t. I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird. Farting, but with eye contact. I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me. I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”