It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.

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I start off my mornings with coffee and low expectations.

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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Roses are pink. I need a drink.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

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I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.