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I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

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No, I love darkness at 5pm and the death of a nation.

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Girls be like “forget it, I’m fine” then set your house on fire.

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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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I put on my Godzilla costume, then go to the miniature golf course to beat up the windmill.

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.