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The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

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Cancel culture has been canceled.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Another Monday that no one asked for.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has viewed:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

That awkward moment when someone you hate is breathing.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Breaking via Messenger:

Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m trying to cut back on how much sense I make.

Just landed via TikTok:

Female rage is your handbag continuously slipping off your shoulder.

Making waves on Slack:

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

Making waves on Reddit:

Don’t ruin a good sundress by wearing panties.

Seen just now on Facebook:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

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You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

I never get as envious of parents as I do when their baby starts crying and they get to leave the event.

84 shares on Discord this month:

If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

He likes when I shakalaka, so, woop, there it is.

16 shares on Messenger this month:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

69 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has bookmarked:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Be the reason why a count unleashes ancient horrors onto the world when he thinks of you.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

You know it’s bad when even a cheeseburger doesn’t help.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

My problem is I buy outfits I don’t have shoes for and shoes I don’t have outfits for.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

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Just landed via LinkedIn:

No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.

Shared recently on TikTok:

When your electric toothbrush dies, it becomes a regular toothbrush. Don’t freak out. Just calm down and remember your training.

Spotted on Twitch:

My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Trending via YouTube:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

Spreading quickly via Threads:

But if I get tinted windows, how will people see me flipping them off?

Just landed via Instagram:

The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

You’re not a knight in shining armor, you’re just a knob in Under Armour.

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

Sex is cool, but have you ever received reassurance without asking for it?

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to show them to me. It’s like they have no appreciation for the cost or the amount of liquor I needed to erase them.

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