Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

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*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

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Diarrhea. Having it. Spelling it. Everything about it is shit.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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The sun really clocks out for the day before I do. That’s insane.

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Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.