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My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.

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My wife is napping quietly and the villain of this story is about to be this sneeze.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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What if i just replied “not now kitten daddy’s busy” to all my work emails?

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

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