My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

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Hate it when my alarm goes off in the morning, and I’m still alive.

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Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

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I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

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Not being able to fall asleep is so embarrassing. All I’m asking my brain to do is nothing and it can’t even do that?

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Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

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I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.