My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I donβt want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When he orders fries and you launch a surprise attack like the French fry ninja you are πππ¦ Related Funny Quotes π€ I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries. Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach. You canβt spell fries without friends. I guess what Iβm saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.