My husband loves it when he orders fries, I say I don’t want any, and then I swoop in on his like a seagull at the beach.

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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.

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What would boomers do without their paper shredder?

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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If pigeons could talk, they would bum a cigarette.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?