My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:So, I’ll have the water with a side of air, please! 💧💨😅 Related Funny Posts 🤝 My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice. You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there. I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin. Strict parents raise good liars. Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.