My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:So, I’ll have the water with a side of air, please! 💧💨😅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway. My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice. You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there. That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge. I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.