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Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

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I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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Guys only want one thing and it’s my grandmother’s meatball recipe.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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Stop asking people over 40 what we like to do for fun. You’re not gonna like the answer.