Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your g… Commentary:"😂 Just realized my calling might be therapist avoidance instead! 🏃♂️💨 #EmotionalEscapeArtist" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my trainwreck of a life. Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life. Twitter is basically everyone’s therapist’s couch. “I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.