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The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

The worst person to share a room with is someone who puts on 10 alarms 2 mins apart each, and wakes up at none.

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Sounds like their alarm is just doing cardio while they stay in hibernation mode πŸ˜΄β°πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 2, alarm, annoyance, apart, morning, none, person, room, roommate, share, sleep, someone, wake, wake up, worst on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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