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You can have kids or you can always know where your scissors are. You can’t have both.

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I would go out of my mind, but I can’t find the exit.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

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You sound unhinged. Let’s go get mugshots.

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Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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Does everyone in the world want to come to my house tomorrow?

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I’m not “late”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of “time”.

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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The only way to my heart is with a knife.