There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

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I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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Commas are like garlic, you measure with your heart.

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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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I might be late to a lot of places, but the airport is not one of them.