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Mar 31, 2026

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

Humorous text about the struggle to find words to express frustration.

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Wow, with all those words, you'd think there'd be at least a polite way to schedule a chair appointment! 🙃🪑📚

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