“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.” Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ghosting: the silent art of disappearing without learning any ninja skills! 🥷👻😂 Related funny posts 😂 Not going is the new leaving early. Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s. When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it. That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy. “I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.