“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

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Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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November is for turtlenecks and depression.

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I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.