They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away? Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing ππ§πΆββοΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ An apple a day may keep the doctor away, but some silly a day keeps the boredom at bay. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit. I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession. A garlic a day keeps the doctor away. Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.