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Feb 2, 2026

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Humorous text about avoiding people with a witty twist on health advice.

Commentary:
Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶‍♂️

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