Thinking of telling my extra weight that I love it so that it can leave me too. Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Sending out some self-love vibes to my extra weight! 💌 Maybe if I show it some love, it'll decide to leave me for someone else. 🏃♂️💨 #weightlossgoals #selfloveproblems" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good. People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like. I really love how squirrels get extra chubby heading into winter mostly because it’s super relatable. Who’s up thinking about the crushing weight of existence?
