You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

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I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

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Thunder is fake. It doesn’t even sync up properly with lightning. There’s some guy who waits till he sees lightning and then he presses the thunder button.

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I realized being an adult is just feeling too tired to function, and then functioning.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.