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82 shares on Threads this month:

Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

35 shares on Reddit this month:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

30 shares on Snapchat this month:

Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

14 shares on Pinterest this month:

No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

74 shares on X this month:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

76 shares on LinkedIn this month:

An article of clothing left on the floor long enough becomes clean again because the germs eventually get bored and leave.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

41 shares on Discord this month:

My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

96 shares on Facebook this month:

Donating blood today to make room for more food.

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Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

For my future, I wish for another planet and a ticket to get there.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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Reading a book and coming across a character’s name that you don’t know how to pronounce, so for the rest of the book, every time you see it, your brain just goes ‘skdjfkskakfk.’

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

Live now on Threads:

It’s scary when the washing machine spins really fast.

Spotted on Slack:

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

Live now on Snapchat:

And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

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