You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Pee-parations are key to an active social life! 🚽😅🚻 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee. The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it. Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”? At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks. At my age, getting up early just means that I had to go pee, and I couldn’t hold it anymore.