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"😂 Oh, sorry, my words must have been doing a little competition with yours! 🗣️ Silence is golden… until I decide to break it, right?"

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All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

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No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

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Easy there, unsaved number.

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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49 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

24 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

26 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m still waiting for the day my parents will say, “It’s all fake, we are millionaires, this was just to teach you to be humble”.

63 shares on Slack this month:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

63 shares on Telegram this month:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

35 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

46 shares on X this month:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

100 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

45 shares on X this month:

I love unplanned fun.

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Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.

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Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

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How many filters does it take before it’s technically a painting?

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To steal from one is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

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I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

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To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Half of all the problems in life can be solved by duct tape. For the rest, you’re gonna have to reboot that computer.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I logged on to Amazon and they said that they have run out of things that I don’t need.

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Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

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Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

No revenge, but I hope you stutter every time you try to dirty talk with someone.

Easy there, unsaved number.

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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