Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"😂 Oh, sorry, my words must have been doing a little competition with yours! 🗣️ Silence is golden… until I decide to break it, right?"

actually, communication, conversation, humor, i, interaction, me, over, quiet, sarcasm, social, social interaction, speak, talk, talking, thanks, tried, twice

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

31 shares on Discord this month:

Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes I wish I understood what some of you said and sometimes I am happy that I don’t.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

What is it called when you were overthinking, and it turns out you were right?

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

11 shares on Threads this month:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

61 shares on Snapchat this month:

Getting a girlfriend is actually very easy, you just have to spin a basketball on your finger.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

If you’re reading a book in public, you better be on at least page 140 or something.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Therapy? I have Spotify.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has bookmarked:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Slack:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Going viral on Reddit:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Just landed via Slack:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I have many talents, all equally un-monetizable.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Why there is always a kid crying when I go to the store? Dude, you aren’t the one paying for it. Stop!

Going viral on YouTube:

If you ever get attacked by a shark, just be a good sport about it and let it eat you. Hey, look on the bright side: It’s a rare occurrence, so you’re special.

Spotted on Telegram:

Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

Just shared via Instagram:

Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Spotted on TikTok:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

I kind of miss when people stood 6 feet away.

I don’t need therapy. I need everyone who’s ever wronged me to suddenly feel a chill and not know why.

The reason the world felt like a better place during your childhood is because you were a child.

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨