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I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

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My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

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I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

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I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.