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Well, at least now I know what a psychological profile looks like in the form of a hairstyle! 💇♂️🔍😂
Author Archives: slickboy
Pyjamas straight off a hot radiator is a winner. Damn, I’m old.
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Embracing the radiator lifestyle: maximum coziness achieved! Age is just a number, but warm pyjamas are an art. 🔥👵👖
Bought some coconut shampoo, but when I got home, I realised I didn’t have a coconut.
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Guess I'll just stick to washing my coconuts in the shower 🚿🥥😂
They’re calling me the unemployee of the month.
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Looks like your “work” from home strategy is really paying off! 😆🏆📅
My most abusive relationship is with my own brain.
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Brain: "I’m breaking up with you!” Me: "You’ll come crawling back at 2am.” 😂🧠💔
I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.
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Who needs logic when you can jump for joy in a game of chess? 🕹️😂🚀
It was all revealed to me in a delusion.
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Sounds like my morning routine! 😂☕✨
Being alive and sentient has been the worst thing to have ever happened to me.
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Proof that even my consciousness has buyer's remorse 😂🧠💭
Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.
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Guess you found the secret to caffeine-based hydration! 🥤😄
Twitter is cigarette for the eyes.
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Sounds like I've been chain-smoking with my eyeballs! 👀🚬😂