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Sexual tension: the only workout where your heart rate is up and you haven't even moved a muscle 😂💪❤️🔥
Author Archives: slickboy
Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever watched the teams you hate be first-round exits?
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When your rivals choke, it feels like winning the championship! 🏆😂🙌
This can’t be the life I protected with a mask in 2020.
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Still waiting for my "life upgrade" package to arrive! 😂📦😷
I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.
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Turning my phone addiction into a computer addiction—progress? 😅💻📱
Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
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When a 3-year-old sees a call and thinks, "Ain’t nobody got time for that!" 📱💨😂
Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.
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This guy really thinks he's got a PhD in Trauma Studies, specializing in Goat-ology! 😂🐐📚
Santa’s elves listen to wrap music.
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Sounds like Santa's workshop is dropping some serious holiday beats! 🎅🎶🎁
Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.
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Love is easy when your partner isn't an unsolvable riddle 😜💞🧩
Are you gonna meow for me or what, bro?
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When your cat takes his role as roommate a bit too seriously 😂🐱🏠
People who read and research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.
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When you drop a knowledge bomb, and everyone looks at you like you're wearing a tinfoil hat 🤓🛸#JustResearchThings