Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When dinosaurs RSVP "absolutely not" to coverage! 🦖📞🤢 Related funny posts 😂 “23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events. No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds. They’re releasing another “Jurassic” movie. Let me guess: The dinosaurs get loose. Tornadoes are the most relaxing things in the news. Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.