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It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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When you’re a child, you want to be a teenager. When you’re a teenager, you want to be an adult. When you’re an adult, you want to be a cat.

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Laziness is the art to rest before one gets tired.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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I don’t assume anything except the fetal position.

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Somewhere on our planet, there is someone who doesn’t care about you at this moment. It could be billions.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.