Funny 70s quotes

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Anything is free if you can outrun security. The more you know.

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Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

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You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

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Happy new fear!

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So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

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Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

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Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!

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Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.