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By accepting their pardons, the turkeys are admitting guilt.

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You used to calm me on my cell phone!

Someone from 🇷🇴 has bookmarked:

Having to pay to read scientific and scholarly articles is a really disgusting and pathetic practice.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

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Trending via Slack:

It’s exciting to receive a Valentine’s Day card and not know who it’s from. A Father’s Day card, not so much.

Going bananas on Threads:

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

Seen just now on Twitch:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Going bananas on Facebook:

With all the fake information out there, I refuse to believe scales or mirrors.

Breaking via Messenger:

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

Just landed via Twitch:

What happened to the art of just liking one person?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Just landed via YouTube:

I miss when my biggest problem was whether my Happy Meal toy matched the one from the commercial.

Shared recently on Reddit:

The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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93 shares on Snapchat this month:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.

91 shares on Reddit this month:

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

80 shares on Twitch this month:

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

60 shares on X this month:

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

84 shares on Threads this month:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

78 shares on X this month:

I noticed my mouse problem is back an I yelled at my cats for being lazy and not doing their job, like I was in a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

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You will see blonder children than you would ever think possible at expensive ice cream parlours.

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The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.

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“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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There should be a three-day weekend: one day to do nothing, one day to do something, and one day to do laundry.

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Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇪 has viewed:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

I don’t get it when people say they are only a “little” angry, I am either not mad or will kill you.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

A hostile alien invasion sounds like a nice change of pace.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

“Jump to Recipe” is the closest we’ll ever get to teleportation.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has viewed:

My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on X:

I miss when my hardest decision was Nickelodeon or Cartoon Network.

Trending via LinkedIn:

It should be socially acceptable to just face the wall at a party when you need a break from talking.

Just landed via Slack:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Just shared via Snapchat:

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Just shared via Discord:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

Just shared via Instagram:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Just shared via WeChat:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Making waves on Instagram:

Spices were first brought to Western Europe in the Middle Ages. Some of them are still at the back of my cupboard.

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