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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t turn into a disaster.

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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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I’m the kind of crazy you weren’t warned about because no one knew this level existed.

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There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?

Going viral on YouTube:

My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

Trending via X:

If I’m ever the problem, you’re the reason.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Shared recently on Slack:

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Seen just now on YouTube:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Spreading quickly via X:

Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Lately I have the attention span of wait what?

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Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower pretending I can sing.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

A good rule to remember for life is that when it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain.

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According to autocorrect, my favorite Star Wars character is Bob’s Feet.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

Just shared via Messenger:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.

Reported on Twitch:

Sorry, I’m late. I got here when I wanted to.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Making waves on WeChat:

When you really want to slap someone, do it and say, “Mosquito!

Breaking via Pinterest:

“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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