Commentary:
My brain's a circus and all the clowns want airtime 🤡🎪🎉
99 Funny apology quotes
My apologies to the Goodreads reviewer who found my novel about vampires on a submarine, “unrealistic.”
Commentary:
Guess some people just can’t handle the high stakes of underwater fang-tastic fiction! 😂🧛♂️🚢
To everyone I offended this year: do better next year, so I don’t have to do it again.
Commentary:
Looks like I'm gonna need a New Year's resolution… for everyone else! 😂🎉
Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.
Commentary:
When social batteries run low, I just set them to airplane mode! ✈️🔋🙅♂️
Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.
Commentary:
When your phone's a magnet and maturity strikes at the wrong time 😂📱💬
Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.
Commentary:
Sounds like someone took "puppy love" a bit too literally! 🐶😂
Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.
Commentary:
When the universe turns into a symphony of chaos, I become the conductor of confusion! 🎶🤯🔊
I’m sorry for the things I said when there were too many noises at the same time.
Commentary:
When life turns into a remix and my patience hits skip 😂🔊🙉
Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?
Commentary:
Oops, I just became the pothole whisperer! 🚗💔😅