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Like wanting a donut so much it makes me mad that I didn't buy a dozen 🍩😤 #CrushingHard
82 Funny attraction quotes
Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.
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Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater
Sorry, I said yippee when you took off your pants. Do you still think I’m hot?
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Yippee! What can I say, I'm easily influenced by gravity! 😂👖🔥
Girls are perverts when they like you.
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When girls start "investigating" your old Instagram posts, you know you've made it! 😂📚🔍
Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?
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Art museum ticket saved! 🖼️😍 You belong in a gallery! 🎨❤️
The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.
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When he fixes the Wi-Fi, he's basically Ryan Reynolds 😂📶✨
Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.
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Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕
The way people who are really into each other look moments before kissing is so hot. It’s like seeing a glimpse of cannibalism.
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Two lovebirds eyeing each other like they're deciding who's the appetizer 🍽️👀💋
It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.
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Haphazard photo arrangements and blurry selfies? It's called being effortlessly mysterious! 🔍🤳🔥
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.
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Why does my brain play hide and seek whenever I'm trying to impress someone? 🤔🤦♂️💡