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Beard wisdom: 50% charm, 50% pure magic! 🌟🧔😆
82 Funny attraction quotes
The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.
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Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.
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When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.
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Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓
I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.
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"Careful, folks! This feed is officially a no-fall zone! 😂📸💕"
Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.
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"Why do all the hot guys suddenly become 10-foot tall when I'm trying to reach the top shelf? 🤷♀️🛒✨"
His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.
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"Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"
Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.
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"When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"
Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.
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"True, they're like human bug zappers! 😂✨🐞"
You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?
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"When beauty becomes a health hazard! 😵💫😍 #BeautyOverload"