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Haphazard photo arrangements and blurry selfies? It's called being effortlessly mysterious! 🔍🤳🔥
Tag Archives: 84 Funny attraction quotes
The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.
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Why does my brain play hide and seek whenever I'm trying to impress someone? 🤔🤦♂️💡
Guys with grey in their beards will do that thing you like.
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Beard wisdom: 50% charm, 50% pure magic! 🌟🧔😆
The sluttiest thing a man can do is have an ethical dilemma over his lust for you.
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Talk about a 50 shades of grey matter situation 😂🧠❤️
Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.
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When your soulmate is a cheeseburger and you're okay with that 🍔😍💘
When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.
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Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓
I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.
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"Careful, folks! This feed is officially a no-fall zone! 😂📸💕"
Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around.
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"Why do all the hot guys suddenly become 10-foot tall when I'm trying to reach the top shelf? 🤷♀️🛒✨"
His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.
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"Sounds like the kind of guy who can turn a karaoke night into a full-blown concert! 🎤🔥🥃"
Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.
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"When they see me, I want them to wobble like a Jenga tower 😂🧡 #KneesPlease"