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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

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Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

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Have a good weekend, unless you have other plans.

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The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

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Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?

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Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

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Jackie Chan used to say β€œI don’t want troubleβ€œ and then break everybody’s legs.

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Anytime someone comments on my weight, I try to ignore them and keep my chins up.

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My budget for this month is a smile, and I don’t know how long that will last.

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Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

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I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

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Pinterest algorithm is like a loving dad who fills the whole fridge with oranges after seeing you enjoy one.

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Asking the pharmacy if they have a secret menu.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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Don’t forget, you are someone’s weird colleague.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Being a girl must be so easy. All you do is cry all day and text 10 different guys.

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Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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Anyone who says there are no stupid questions is welcome to drop by my office. My colleagues will prove you wrong.

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Oh, you’re in a situationship? Are you the one with commitment issues or the one with low self-worth?

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If anyone wants to contact me, from now on I can only be reached via my bank account.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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