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Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has shared:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Adulting is only fun when you have the funds.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again, and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo?

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

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Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Going viral on Discord:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Just landed via Twitch:

When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

Making waves on Facebook:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Spotted on X:

Probably the worst thing about the death of print media is the devastating effect it’s having on the producers of traditional ransom notes.

Making waves on X:

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

Making waves on Messenger:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Going viral on YouTube:

Maybe the elephant doesn’t want to be addressed, and we should respect their boundaries.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

10 shares on Twitch this month:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

56 shares on YouTube this month:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

27 shares on X this month:

Much of my algorithm is based on when I paused while scrolling to grab a snack.

10 shares on WeChat this month:

We used to have “spring, summer, fall, winter”. Today we have “drama, drama, drama, drama”.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

They lie on the job descriptions, so lie on your resume.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Can’t, I’m raging against the machine.

72 shares on TikTok this month:

Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!

99 shares on X this month:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

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Hot Jokes 💥

12 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

7 folks are currently checking 👀

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here talking baby talk to my plants.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

55 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,324

Funny Quotes Topics

17,443

Funny Quotes Images

15,324

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has copied:

Tons of names in my phones are “Kenny Landlord,” “Mike Electric,” or “Pete Do Not Answer,” and I just realized this is how Anglo surnames have always worked.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Women will be like “I know a spot,” and then take you directly to hell.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has bookmarked:

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

So tomorrow is Monday again? I can’t keep living like this.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Instagram:

If you only watched reality TV dating shows, you would probably estimate the number of people who work in medical device sales in the United States to be approximately 80,000,000.

Making waves on Threads:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Wiping my hands on my pants before I’m shaking someone’s hand, so they spend the rest of the day wondering what I just touched.

Spotted on Messenger:

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

Going bananas on Discord:

Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

Going viral on WeChat:

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Me and the fellas making welcome gift baskets for the aliens.

Going viral on Slack:

Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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