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- If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, Iโd probably just spend it on more bacon.
- Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.
- Could you even imagine the crime rate if no one drank coffee or ate bacon.
- According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, Iโm 4 people.
- Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.
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- Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.
- According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, Iโm 4 people.
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