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Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Siblings are proof you can love someone and also dislike them at the same time.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has copied:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I bought some coconut shampoo today. I got halfway home before I thought, “I don’t even have a coconut!”

Someone from 🇨🇴 has downloaded:

If I ever experience an earthquake, my first thought will probably be it’s Godzilla.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has copied:

You either get a kid who eats like a bottomless pit, or you get one that when asked what they want for lunch answers “No thanks, I had lunch yesterday.”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Going viral on Twitch:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Not to brag, but my date returned after using the restroom.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

Just landed via Slack:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

Trending via Facebook:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

Trending via Discord:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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68 shares on X this month:

Getting money from the Tooth Fairy is a gateway drug to organ trafficking.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

88 shares on Slack this month:

Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

10 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

76 shares on YouTube this month:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

37 shares on Snapchat this month:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

62 shares on Instagram this month:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Twitter is where the broken, the used, the fighters, and the lovers gather to appreciate the twisted beauty in one another.

16 shares on TikTok this month:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

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When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

If you like water, you already like 72% of me.

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Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

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Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track?

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Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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676 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

Funny Quotes Images

15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,671

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

My youngest started kindergarten today and I cried, but mostly for his teachers.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has downloaded:

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has bookmarked:

I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Pets can’t talk but everyone loves them. This is not a coincidence.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

If you ever see me out in public, just know I don’t want to be there.

Spotted on Telegram:

Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

Trending via Pinterest:

I’m either freezing, peeing, or starving.

Spotted on Telegram:

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Going viral on Facebook:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Going viral on Discord:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Breaking via Telegram:

Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.

Freshly posted on Discord:

There will only be world peace if we get another Gangnam Style.

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