Funny bald quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m forming a Wham! cover band with 3 other bald guys called Hairless Whisper.

  Commentary:
  🤣 What a hair-raising idea! Sounds like your band will have a smooth, shiny performance. Just be sure to shine bright like a hairpiece on stage! 🕺🎤 #HairlessWhisper #NoHairDontCare

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew being undead could come with a bad hair day every day? 😂🧛‍♂️ #VampireStruggles"

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