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Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has viewed:

I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Get in loser, we’re going overthinking.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Good morning only to those who duel at dawn, drink at dusk, and haunt their lovers in between.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I like to just appear out of nowhere and say, “this looks like a job for a binder clip.”

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has viewed:

Math is like Chinese to me.

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Spotted on YouTube:

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Spotted on X:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Trending via Reddit:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Trending via WhatsApp:

After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Trending via Slack:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

Just shared via WeChat:

This meeting could have been a cake.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

Just landed via Facebook:

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

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Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

Going to the gym to exercise my demons.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has copied:

It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Blocking someone isn’t enough; I need their PornHub videos to always buffer, just as they’re about to climax.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Every room can be a room with a view when I’m in it.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on TikTok:

My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Marry someone the same size as you to avoid decades of annoyance adjusting the seats and mirrors in the car.

Live now on Instagram:

A haunted house but in every room someone is asking you to say a little something about yourself.

Seen just now on Threads:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Making waves on Snapchat:

How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Making waves on X:

Strict parents raise good liars.

Just landed via Facebook:

Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I am not in a good place, geographically.

Spotted on Discord:

My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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