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Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I did not spend years turning the faucet off while I brushed my teeth, so corporations could ruin the environment with festering AI slop.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Turning in bad essays to professors you have a personal relationship with is the most humiliating thing ever.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

Of all the ways to be miserable, marriage is the most expensive.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has copied:

Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Ever since I began sharing dad jokes, my followers have doubled in sighs.

Going viral on Threads:

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Freshly posted on X:

Reincarnation, in this economy?

Trending via Discord:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Trending via Pinterest:

Pretty sure the best place to hide a dead body is in a new tab you opened to read later.

Going viral on Threads:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

Making waves on Messenger:

It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Trending via WeChat:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

Funny Beatles quotes

Funny Beatles quotes are like a magical mix of wit, charm, and a sprinkle of cheekiness 🎸😂. Whether you’re a hardcore fan or just love a good laugh, these timeless gems will brighten your day and tickle your Beatles-loving soul 🎤✨. Get ready to smile, chuckle, and maybe even sing along as we dive into some of the most amusing moments from the Fab Four! 🎶😄

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If the Beatles were just 4 lads from Liverpool, imagine what 400 lads from Liverpool would sound like. But y’all aren’t ready for that conversation.

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When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

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71 shares on Snapchat this month:

I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

92 shares on Facebook this month:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

59 shares on X this month:

When the salesman from the hearing aid company calls, I stay on the line and answer every question with ‘What?’

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

99 shares on Discord this month:

Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.

21 shares on Discord this month:

Men be like, “That’s my dream girl,” then ruin her perspective of love forever.

51 shares on Threads this month:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

90 shares on TikTok this month:

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

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Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Humanity was engineered as a biological weapon but left abandoned early in its development.

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After hearing that I have too many books and too many bookshelves, I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Showing my barber a picture of a dinosaur.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

I have this ability where I can look at someone’s profile picture and determine whether they are evil or not.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I keep saying, “It is what it is,” but what even is it?

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

Is there a job where I can lay on the floor and listen to music?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Stages of Christmas shopping: 1. There’s plenty of time. 2. Oh no!

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Why can’t I cry money instead of tears?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Telegram:

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Trending via Twitch:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

Making waves on WeChat:

Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like I’m gonna solve a mystery.

Just landed via Twitch:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Just shared via WeChat:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Going viral on YouTube:

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

Spotted on Twitch:

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

Just landed via Reddit:

Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.

Seen just now on Threads:

Your annoying online persona has captured my heart.

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