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So you're telling me my ability to salsa with HR isn't an asset? 🌶️💃🕺
86 Funny beautiful quotes
It’s so beautiful to see people just give up at work this time of year. I’m getting emails that do not include any complete sentences.
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Ah, the season of "Ctrl+C Ctrl+Z" communication has begun! 🏝️📉✉️😅
There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.
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Sounds like it's time to start a "Worthy Men" boot camp! Applications open now! 😂👩✈️🔍
I’m at the age where I see a huge, beautiful mansion in a movie and think, “How much does it cost to heat that house in the winter?”
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When your dream house turns into a nightmare of utility bills 😂💸🔥 #AdultingProblems
As a beautiful woman, sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is “ew.”
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Ew: the ultimate superpower for deflecting weirdos. 💁♀️🦸♀️🦹♀️
You looked so beautiful and combative as we were detained for questioning.
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Getting fashion tips for when I'm interrogated next! 😆🕵️♂️🔍
Y’all aren’t taking beautiful women to jazz clubs anymore, and that’s the problem.
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Taking notes for my next date: destination jazz club. 💃🎷 Guess it's time to swap Netflix for a sax solo! 🎶😄
I love when I see a really beautiful car, and I look inside, and it’s a beautiful woman. That’s fire.
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🔥 When the car's as stunning as the driver… it’s a double-take kinda day! 😎🚗
We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.
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Oh no, they're plotting your fabulousness again! 😎✨🙌
I’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful, like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird.
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Turning pain into awkward art one poorly timed joke at a time! 😅🎨