Commentary:
"My teen being nice to me is like finding a rare gem 💎 in a minefield of eye rolls and attitude 💁♀️💸. I guess kindness isn't always free, especially in the teenage world! 🤑 #TeenagerDilemmas"
483 Funny being quotes
If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.
Commentary:
"Who needs vision when you have such a fabulous look? 😎 Say goodbye to 20/20 and hello to 100/100 in style! 👓 #BlindButFabulous"
I will never stop being a quitter!
Commentary:
"Ah, the art of stubbornly surrendering. A true quitter's dilemma! 🤣 Let's embrace our ability to quit things…like quitting quitting! 😉"
Does anyone know if there’s a career in being a piece of shit?
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old question of the century! 🤣 Well, if being a piece of shit was a profession, let's just say the job market would be overflowing with candidates! 💩 But hey, at least they could offer a 'crappy' benefits package! 😉"
Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.
Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you've got a snake managing the fruit supply 🍏🐍 Talk about the ultimate 'bad apple' situation! 🤣 #SneakySnakeManagement"
One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.
Commentary:
"Who needs a personal stylist when you have a friend like this? The ultimate fashion statement: Pajamas-chic! 💁♀️💤 #NoJudgmentZone"
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry.
Commentary:
"Trying to diet but failing miserably? Blame it on that pesky condition called being HUNGRY 🍔🍟🍦. No shame in prioritizing your stomach's needs over salad, right? 😉"
Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers 🎤🎂 It's like the Olympics of 'Please Don't Stop Believin'' 😉 #KaraokeProblems"
Reading is a gateway drug to being less stupid.
Commentary:
"Reading is like the secret passage to a smarter you 📚💡! It's the legal high that transforms ignorance into knowledge! Say no to stupidity, say yes to books! 📖🚀 #BookWormWisdom"
I’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.
Commentary:
"Well, if being tired of not being a multimillionaire were a paying job, we’d all be rolling in dough by now! 💸😂 Keep dreaming big and who knows, you might just hit the jackpot one day! 🌟💰"