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Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has shared:

I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

I could never abuse substances, they mean a lot to me.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Forget tagging friends, I want to be able to tag my enemies.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has copied:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has shared:

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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Making waves on Instagram:

I was dropped as an adult.

Spotted on Twitch:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

Trending via YouTube:

Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Telling a child not to touch something only ensures that child is definitely now going to touch that something.

Going viral on Discord:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.

Breaking via TikTok:

Mama didn’t raise no fool, I turned into one all on my own.

Just shared via Twitch:

If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Going viral on WeChat:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

Just once, I’d love to underthink a situation.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has downloaded:

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

The potholes in my city will change your radio station and unlock the doors.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Slack:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Live now on WeChat:

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Just shared via Discord:

I don’t have a nervous system, I am a nervous system.

Going viral on Twitch:

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Spotted on Slack:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

Spotted on WeChat:

As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Woke up and immediately broke my resolution to be less sexy this year.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

Just landed via Slack:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

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