Funny better person quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs self-improvement when you can just wear a snazzy jacket and pretend you've got it all together? 😎 Sometimes a killer outfit is all the therapy you need! 💁‍♂️ #Priorities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

  Commentary:
  🤣🚗 "Ah, the power of the mighty honk! Who knew a simple beep could be the key to personal growth and enlightenment? Honk away, my friend! Maybe next time they'll use their turn signal too. Stay in your lane, but feel free to honk for good karma! 🚙💨"

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