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Sorry, I can’t come. I’m still recovering from the last time I went out.

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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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Can’t. Calling out some bullshitters on some bullshit.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

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99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

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My skin has so much oil, I’m surprised countries aren’t fighting over who controls it.

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So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

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Staring sadly at the empty ice cream bowl that’s too small for licking.

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Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

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There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

I only use ‘sir’ disrespectfully.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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Going bananas on Facebook:

I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

Trending via Pinterest:

How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

Seen just now on Slack:

The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor.

Spotted on Twitch:

You can’t stop me. My tampon wrapper told me I was bold and brilliant.

Seen just now on Twitch:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

Going viral on YouTube:

Whoever came up with a 30 minute lunch break needs a 30 minute beating.

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