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Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Nighttime is when I remember that one weird thing I said in 6th grade, and feel bad about it forever.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

The pain of watching a movie with someone who talks a lot.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has copied:

Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has viewed:

After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Leggings: elegant for some, elephant for others.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,509

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via YouTube:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Slipping into something more comfortable, another dimension.

Making waves on Messenger:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Breaking via Messenger:

How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

Shared recently on YouTube:

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Going bananas on Discord:

When the Beatles say, “Come together, right now, over me,” what was that about? Why did they say that?

Seen just now on TikTok:

It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

Just shared via TikTok:

If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

Going viral on Messenger:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Sometimes, u just gotta clean your room and apply an elaborate skincare routine, and pretend that’s equivalent to getting ur life in order.

68 shares on YouTube this month:

Going to IKEA if anyone needs some meatballs.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

90 shares on TikTok this month:

The internal struggle between wanting to be productive and just wanting to nap all day.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

They said, “Enjoy your money because life is short.” Now my money is finished, but I’m still alive.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

21 shares on WeChat this month:

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

94 shares on Telegram this month:

Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

14 folks are currently checking 👀

You ever get road rage while walking behind someone moving slowly at the grocery store?

18 folks are currently checking 👀

I hate being at the age where you feel obligated to buy your whole family gifts for Christmas, but also the age where your bank account doesn’t feel obligated to support that.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,552

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has downloaded:

Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

Live now on Telegram:

Does running away from my problems count as cardio?

Live now on Pinterest:

Checked myself, but unfortunately, after I wrecked myself.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Trending via TikTok:

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

Shared recently on Slack:

We’re limited only by our imagination and some federal agencies.

Trending via Pinterest:

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

Seen just now on Discord:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Spotted on TikTok:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

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