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Looks like your plot thickens more than the actual books 📚😂
38 Funny books quotes
None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’
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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! 🤦♂️🤷♂️📚
The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.
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Sounds like the perfect bedtime lineup: sweet dreams and cocoa beans 📚🍫💤
Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets).
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Sounds like a cozy summer transformation! Who needs a tan when you can have a comforter tan? 🛌📚☕️#RotGirlSummer
Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.
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Penguins must have the most patient editors—those tiny flippers aren’t built for typing! 🐧📙✍️😆
Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.
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When you realize your bookshelf has more TBR than books you've actually read 📚🤔 #BookCollectorInDisguise
I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.
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Sounds like you have a black thumb for plants and a mystery novel's worth of skills at the buffet line! 🌱❌📚🥘
It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.
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"Ah yes, the secret to being a writer: just wing it and let auto-correct do the thinking! 📚🧠✍️😂"
I wish that reading books in the park were my job, and I got paid six figures for it.
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"I'd be a serious 'page earner' with that gig! 📚💸😂"
There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.
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"Adding to my 'Books I Plan to Read When I Live to 300' collection! 📚😅🤣 #BookwormProblems"