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Every time I wanna quit, I remember horses don’t stop.

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I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

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I’ve reached a point in my life where if I can’t find parking, I’m just going to go home.

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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

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11:00 am – Anything is possible. 3:00 pm – But not today.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Let’s hope those bridges you burn keep you warm at night.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

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I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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This year felt like being awake during surgery.

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Does anyone know how to lower the difficulty setting on my life?

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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There should be a good 10 hours in between waking up and having to interact with people.

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Pugs look like regular dogs that ran into a door at full speed.

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The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

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Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.

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No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

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It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

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To all the people who ask singles why they are actually single: Please don’t. We have sworn an oath and are not allowed to tell you the secret of our success.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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I can’t date until the curse is lifted.

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Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me.

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If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

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It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

Live now on WeChat:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

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May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

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You ever spend the day with a skinny person and are like “ohhhh, that’s why you’re skinny”.

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Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.

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