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Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Hey Grok, scan through all my mutuals and find me a girlfriend, thanks!

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Filling animals with helium is kinda weird, but whatever floats your goat.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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Remember, when a package says “sharing size”, that’s just a guideline. They have no enforcement mechanism.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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45 shares on TikTok this month:

Girls won’t admit it, but they don’t like super fine dudes; they like medium ugly, funny dudes that dress nice.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

76 shares on Instagram this month:

What many call beauty can just be wiped off 90% of the time.

14 shares on Discord this month:

The knife is my brush, the jam my paint and the toast my canvas.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

31 shares on Discord this month:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

30 shares on YouTube this month:

I need a chiropractor for my brain.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’

97 shares on Slack this month:

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

92 shares on TikTok this month:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

People should be able to call in healthy: “Look, I’m not coming into the office today. I feel really good and I don’t want to waste it on being at work.“

Someone from 🇮🇹 has viewed:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has copied:

I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has viewed:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

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Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

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I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.

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Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Trending via Messenger:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

Spotted on Twitch:

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

Breaking via Reddit:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Just shared via Discord:

For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

Seen just now on Facebook:

My kids have been joking for weeks about a new Pokémon called Puke-Achu and then they got the stomach flu and brought it to life.

Seen just now on YouTube:

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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