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Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, that’s why she’s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

Some people identify as funnier than they actually are.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has shared:

Applying lip balm when you know someone’s watching you is a power move.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

That incredible ability of cats to only throw up on carpeted floors.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has viewed:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Me to HR: Okay, but you have to admit that was funny.

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Going viral on Discord:

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my favorite part.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I don’t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Men are like dogs. They’re actually cute, but having my own would be too much work for me.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Making art is making love to the world.

Just shared via YouTube:

I lied, I’m jealous. I hope every girl who looks at you gets clipped by a meteor.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Girls be like, “I hate this man,” then have sex with him.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Just let your girlfriend be crazy, like who cares, bro.

Seen just now on YouTube:

This cop is parked illegally behind me with his lights on. I’m going to say something.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’ve learned two important things in life, I can’t remember the first one, but the second one is to write everything down.

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23 shares on X this month:

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

61 shares on YouTube this month:

Wearing shorts and my pale legs screamed at the sensation of sunlight like vampires.

35 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when I turn my car on in the morning and the music starts blasting, and I am like, “Whoooah, big fella, I’m not the same person I was last night.”

73 shares on Facebook this month:

I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

97 shares on Telegram this month:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

51 shares on Snapchat this month:

Foo fighters still fighting foo.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

36 shares on WhatsApp this month:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

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6 folks are currently checking 👀

25 is the new 0 years old.

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I just read a thing that said I should compliment myself on my decisions, regardless of the outcome. No thanks, I’m not the government.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

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Grok just sounds like something that might try to eat me.

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My favorite type of gender reveal is the one where they just tell me and I don’t have to go to a party to find out.

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If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has viewed:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be getting stronger every day.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has downloaded:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has copied:

I hope you catch the bouquet at my funeral.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

If she forgives you, then 30 minutes later comes back mad again: that means she told her friends in her group chat, and the board of directors did not agree.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via WeChat:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Just shared via Slack:

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Is my life this bad because I didn’t forward that email to 15 people back in 2007?

Making waves on Facebook:

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

Seen just now on X:

I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know.

Spotted on Reddit:

The real pandemic was when everyone was reading The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck.

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