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Someone from 🇪🇪 has copied:

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

The hottest part of sex is when I take off my glasses and put them in a safe place.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

Come on, brain, release the happy chemicals.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

Life is like bread. It gets hard at some point.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Liking a post I don’t understand just to impress the algorithm.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has viewed:

My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

Seen just now on X:

May her tire get flat with a dude who can’t change it.

Making waves on Snapchat:

When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

Going viral on WeChat:

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Seen just now on Twitch:

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I love how every website has a “Keep me signed in on this computer” button and it’s just straight up bullshit.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Be the reason someone burns sage.

Making waves on Discord:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

43 shares on Discord this month:

One of the most amazing things in nature is that the basketball hoop is the perfect size to fit a basketball through.

66 shares on Telegram this month:

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

55 shares on X this month:

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“This was on sale!” is why I’m always broke.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Imagine having someone to come home to who doesn’t have fur.

56 shares on Slack this month:

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

84 shares on Twitch this month:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

96 shares on Instagram this month:

I hate being responsible for my own meals because I’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

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Someone from 🇵🇼 has copied:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I hate when people say “It could be worse” because it could be better, too.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Having siblings is so important because you learn the exact amount you can annoy someone before they try to physically kill you.

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Someone from 🇦🇪 has viewed:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

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Spotted on Pinterest:

No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

Just landed via YouTube:

I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

Going viral on YouTube:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Making waves on Reddit:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I don’t need to grow a thick skin. The world needs to grow fewer thorns.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you look close enough, everyone is insane.

Just landed via Instagram:

I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

Shared recently on Reddit:

“I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Going viral on Telegram:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

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