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When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

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It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

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If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

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I wish anxiety came with french fries.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

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My playlist so bipolar. We either in love, depressed, or gang members.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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I love being left to my own devices. It’s like yeah, these are my devices.

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The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

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The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill we’re getting there. Don’t threaten to come out.

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Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Why didn’t Scooby Doo smell that the ghosts were human?

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I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across the bed.

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At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Making waves on Reddit:

Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars.

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