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Funny choke quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those awkward moments when things just don’t go as planned 😅🎯 Whether you bombed a big presentation or flubbed an important game-winning shot, these witty lines turn cringe into comedy 😂🔥 Get ready to embrace the slip-ups with humor and share a smile with anyone who’s ever “choked” under pressure! 😜🙌

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

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Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

2 months ago

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Grocery shopping before Christmas is a nightmare. My milk expired while I was waiting in line.

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Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

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Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

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It’s important to get out of the house every once in a while to get excited about going home.

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Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

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There’s nothing better than knowing that you don’t have to set an alarm clock for the next day.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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These people act like they’ve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’

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If anyone wants a more cost effective energy provider, I can supply endless energy on tap from my absolutely not tired child at bedtime.

The older I get, the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these little troublemakers quite often.

If Kanye got hacked, no one would even know.

I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

They say “Time heals.” No, it doesn’t. I’m still mad.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

You don’t have to remember details when you don’t lie.

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

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I’ve broken all my New Year’s Resolutions so now I’m moving on to laws of nature.

“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Parents may forget many things, but they never forget who brought the noisy toys into the house.

Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

I need a Netflix show called: “Background noise while you scroll on your phone.”

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