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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

Who needs dystopian fiction when you can watch the news?

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I mostly stopped responding to emails three years ago, and aside from various consequences, it’s been fine.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has shared:

The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has bookmarked:

Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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Going viral on Snapchat:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

Live now on Twitch:

A bird just flew into our glass door. Іt’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.

Seen just now on YouTube:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Live now on Discord:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Just landed via Messenger:

Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Would rather walk around a shop 500 times to find something than ask a member of staff who works there like a normal person.

Trending via TikTok:

The Epstein client list but to the tune of Mambo number 5.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Trending via TikTok:

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

Funny clue quotes

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I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

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Imagine thinking you have any clue what’s going on.

2 months ago

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Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

2 months ago

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Brains are funny. I can remember every word to a song I haven’t heard in 20 years, but I’ve got no clue what my email password is.

2 months ago

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The urge to say “yeah, you should do that”, especially when you have no clue.

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73 shares on Threads this month:

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

65 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m going spiraling, do you need anything?

37 shares on Threads this month:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

46 shares on Reddit this month:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

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My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

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“Bluetooth or Insane?” is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public.

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I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

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Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇶🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real diamonds that are cheaper and better quality than the real thing, and so many people are still like, no thanks, the suffering is what makes it special.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Nobody bools anymore. In high school, everyone was booling.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

If you breakdance you buy dance.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has downloaded:

I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

Just landed via WeChat:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Going viral on Instagram:

“You handled that with such grace” are words that have never been spoken to me.

Going bananas on TikTok:

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Maybe aliens don’t visit us because they’re all women and they want us to make the first move.

Just landed via YouTube:

When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

Trending via Instagram:

My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

Making waves on Pinterest:

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid-physique and a relatively clean house.

Going viral on Slack:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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