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Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has copied:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has copied:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has viewed:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Every year, just in time for Christmas, when it’s freezing cold, the Coca Cola truck shows up. Now, in this freaking heat, it’s nowhere to be seen.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

Spotted on YouTube:

You gotta separate the art from the artist. Like, for example, sometimes the artist is really nice but their art sucks.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

Just shared via X:

The quickest way to double your money is to hold it in front of a mirror.

Seen just now on Discord:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Making waves on LinkedIn:

“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

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Share →: Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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"Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you're in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites"
6 months ago
Share →: My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

Commentary:
Looks like his marriage is facing a force to be reckoned with! 🌌💔 May the divorce settlement be fair and may the custody of the collectibles be shared! 🤣 #StarWarsMarriageDrama

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Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

They say it is hard to look at lips that you are not allowed to kiss. You do not know how hard it is to look at a face that you are not allowed to hit.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has viewed:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Discord:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Crossing my fingers one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Your coworkers are your friends; stop working and hang out.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Love triangle? You mean this Dorito?

Just landed via Telegram:

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Fun like a LinkedIn notification.

Just landed via Reddit:

If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

Seen just now on Threads:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Reported on Slack:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

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