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Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

Anything is an appetizer if you eat more food after.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

The worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

Type of person to take the long way home just to listen to more music.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

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You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

Breaking via Telegram:

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

Trending via Slack:

Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that is your parent’s job.

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What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

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I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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33 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

11 shares on Slack this month:

It-is-what-it-is-ing my way through the collapse of civilization.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Alcohol is a vicious cycle: regret, recovery, repeat.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

92 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

75 shares on Slack this month:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

62 shares on Slack this month:

Apparently, telling your friends not to stress about their wedding because “it’s your first marriage” is not the right thing to say.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

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I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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Al guys are like, “We can’t use it to cure cancer, but we can suck all the joy and purpose out of life so that dying isn’t sad.”

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I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

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If you’re just talking nonsense all the time and not thinking about what you’re doing, you’re either in love or at the office.

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Hey, man, we’re worshiping a false god later. If you wanna pull up.

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Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

All cars should have a rubber bumper all the way around so we can hit each other.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has downloaded:

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

That was the last cup of coffee in my life. From tomorrow I’ll be drinking straight from the pot.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via TikTok:

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.

Just shared via TikTok:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Making waves on Twitch:

Are you my appendix? Cause you seem kind of useless to me.

Just shared via Discord:

After having a week off, my boss returns to work today. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Going viral on Slack:

I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

Trending via Twitch:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Making waves on Discord:

Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.

Just shared via TikTok:

Genies are a myth perpetuated by creepy lamps who just want to get rubbed more.

Making waves on Instagram:

Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.

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