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The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.

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Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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Hug your children as often as you can. They can’t break things during this time.

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The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

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I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

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Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

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I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

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Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

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Why do men always think “looking for fun” means sex? Wat if I want us to draw?

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It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

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Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads.

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If I were a bird, I know who I’d poop on.

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“Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

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Funny collectibles quotes

Funny collectibles quotes bring a smile to every treasure hunter’s face 😄✨ Whether you’re hunting rare finds or hoarding quirky trinkets, these witty words capture the joy and chaos of collecting 🎉🔍 Get ready to laugh out loud as you dive into the playful side of your favorite hobby! 🛍️😂 #CollectingFun #GeekHumor

New funny collectibles quotes 👇

6 months ago
Share →: Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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"Playing with Lego botanical sets is like inviting nature inside… until dusting day arrives and suddenly you're in a battle against miniature dust bunnies! 🌿🧹 #LegoVsDustMites"
6 months ago
Share →: My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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Looks like his marriage is facing a force to be reckoned with! 🌌💔 May the divorce settlement be fair and may the custody of the collectibles be shared! 🤣 #StarWarsMarriageDrama