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I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

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If there was a pill for procrastination… I’d probably take it tomorrow.

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Cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths, but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent, vanilla, and happiness.

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If history repeats itself, I’m getting a pet dinosaur.

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By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%.

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Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

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I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

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Disliking me is valid. I probably confronted you on your poor behavior, while everyone else just accepted it.

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My body is a temple. An ancient, creaky temple with questionable plumbing.

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364 days until Christmas, and people already have decorations up. Unbelievable.

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Is stir-fry the only dish where the instructions are in the name?

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Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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Eat like your treadmill is watching.

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Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

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My morning coffee makes me feel like I’ve got my shit together. I don’t, but it makes me feel like I do.

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I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

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Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

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People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.

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The only thing worse than a nightmare is waking up from a great dream before you get to see how it ends.

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Remember, if you start with, β€œIt’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

I hate when people are outside when I’m trying to parallel park. I need some privacy.

83 shares on X this month:

I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve tasted being employed, and I’ve tasted being unemployed. I recommend not being born.

60 shares on Discord this month:

I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

48 shares on Threads this month:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

81 shares on Messenger this month:

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

18 shares on Slack this month:

Y’all need to stop marrying people who look just like you do but with a wig on.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Growing up, I didn’t think the expensive addiction that would ruin me would be Heinz ketchup, but here we are.

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When they make a Hate Island, somebody link me.

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If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

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Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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When Hulk wrecks shit he’s β€œincredible.” When I do it I’m β€œcausing a scene” and β€œneed to leave this place immediately.”

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I love icebreakers. They really give me time to anxiously reflect on what the most fun fact about me is, while I don’t listen to anyone else at all.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

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Sometimes I watch people do their jobs, and I’m like, damn, you might benefit from a little imposter syndrome, actually.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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Why can’t hackers just delete everyone’s bad debt, credit, and mortgages?

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I stay away from beef-flavored cat food. At no point could Sylvia realistically bring down a cow, and I don’t need that kind of ego in the house.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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I don’t always leave the house, but when I do, I shouldn’t.

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I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

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I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

Breaking via Instagram:

Wow, you did such a great job clicking in your little spreadsheets today. Super proud of you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Spotted on Threads:

Cholesterol has a special place in my heart.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

Just landed via WeChat:

I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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