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Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

My wife had a dream that I have a secret second wife named Linda. Now, when she’s mad at me, I just say, “Linda wouldn’t get mad about that.”

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I put my pants on like everyone else. With hope they still fit.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has copied:

So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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Making waves on Instagram:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

Seen just now on Instagram:

“Cut my life into pieces” screamed the earthworm and threw itself in front of my spade.

Shared recently on Discord:

I become someone I don’t recognize when I play Monopoly.

Just shared via Threads:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

Just shared via Instagram:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Trending via Threads:

Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was.

Shared recently on Twitch:

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

Breaking via X:

Haven’t seen a single bikini photoshoot in the snow this year; the girls are tired.

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42 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I delete a tweet, I should disappear with it.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

Santa went woke and gave me a small solar panel instead of coal.

97 shares on Slack this month:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

91 shares on Threads this month:

Flex on strangers by asking them if they remember you.

92 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Someone at work had a 25-year anniversary, and it took everything in me not to say she’s been working longer than I’ve been alive.

62 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

19 shares on Facebook this month:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

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A freshly cleaned bathroom triggers an irresistible urge in men to trim their beard.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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For financial reasons, I will be passing away.

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Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

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Checking Twitter now is like staring into your refrigerator to see if anything good has magically appeared.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇬 has bookmarked:

You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

My nickname in high school was “who?”

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has viewed:

If you lift the cat off the couch and it sounds like Velcro, then it didn’t want to leave.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

“It is what it is,” I say, not really knowing what it actually is.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

Just shared via Messenger:

Keep moving, lady, I don’t have room for you in my delusions right now.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Live now on Reddit:

My mom: sure use any towel. Also my mom: not that one.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

Just shared via Facebook:

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Just shared via Discord:

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Just landed via Instagram:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

Shared recently on Twitch:

I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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