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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

That fight could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

To quote Hamlet Act III, Scene III, Line 92 “No.”

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has copied:

My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has shared:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Any porn site that allows comments is instantly funny because, like, why is that there.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

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Just shared via YouTube:

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

Just landed via Reddit:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

Just shared via Reddit:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Polish girls are just winter Latinas.

Trending via WeChat:

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

Going viral on Telegram:

You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Just shared via Threads:

It’s crazy I need a certificate to prove I was born when you can literally just look at me.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.

Spotted on Twitch:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

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99 shares on Reddit this month:

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t always have time to fold laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

79 shares on Threads this month:

Please respond to my telepathic messages.

53 shares on X this month:

For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook.

41 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

42 shares on Slack this month:

I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

20 shares on X this month:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

77 shares on LinkedIn this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

71 shares on Threads this month:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

57 shares on WhatsApp this month:

That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

“Age is just a number!” Yeah, the older I get, the number I feel.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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I hate when people are like “you are so nice”. I’m ugly, I have no other choice.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

15,269

Funny Quotes Topics

17,387

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15,269

Updated

Dec 31, 2025

Users Online

3,427

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has copied:

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has viewed:

The only appointment I’m ever on time for is disappointment.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on YouTube:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

Spotted on Telegram:

Next to nothing is a weird place.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Before marrying someone, listen long and hard to the sounds of their chewing, because that’s the soundtrack to the rest of your life.

Spotted on YouTube:

I remember when asking someone if they were on X meant something completely different.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face.

Trending via TikTok:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

Just shared via Discord:

Why touch grass when you can touch ass?

Breaking via Facebook:

In my defense, Your Honor, I was left unsupervised.

Trending via Messenger:

Opening up to a woman is like talking to the police, anything you say can and will be used against you.

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