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Someone from 🇩🇯 has shared:

Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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The problem with leading by example is that no one pays attention.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I know it’s traditional to start work at 9, but I think we could lower that age to 8.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

“You changed!” Yeah, I thought three days in the same outfit was kinda pushing it.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

We’re all naughty, some just more than others.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

Trending via Discord:

Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

Trending via Threads:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?

Freshly posted on Threads:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

Just landed via Pinterest:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

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The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

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Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has downloaded:

I don’t understand construction. Like, how do they know what to do next?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has downloaded:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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If you breakdance you buy dance.

Making waves on Instagram:

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Shared recently on X:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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Mocktails are awesome because they ask the question ‘how much could juice cost?’

Seen just now on Instagram:

Have y’all tried calories? They’re so good.

Breaking via Facebook:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

Freshly posted on X:

I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

Just shared via Twitch:

It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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